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The New Year’s First Orszagism!

January 8, 2010
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Well, Peter Orszag has certainly been busy:

President Obama’s geeky budget guru has a secret love child — with the Greek shipping heiress he jilted before hooking up with his hot new ABC News fiancée, The Post has learned.

So, not only is this hunk crunching numbers for the President of the United States, engaged to a lovely news correspondent, and divorced with two young’ns, but his ex-girlfriend has also suffered an Orszagism and delivered his love child five months later.  This guy has a lot going on.

Unfortunately, none of the things going on with him happen to be the actual budget.  I wouldn’t put it past this lot to finance his baby mama’s child support via the American taxpayer.  Of course, Ben Nelson and/or Mary Landrieu would’ve been able to secure a better deal than that…

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