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Dead Fish Update

February 3, 2010

This update is so good that it merits its own post:

White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel apologized to the head of the Special Olympics today after the Wall Street Journal reported the fiery Chicagoan privately called a group of liberal activists “f—ing retarded.”

(Giggling, then moving into holding my splitting side, then moving into rolling on the floor.  I feel like I just worked out with Randy Couture).

Remember the “nagger guy” episode of South Park where Randy Marsh literally kissed Jesse Jackson’s butt to apologize for saying the N-word on the air?  We need somebody to tell Dead Fish that Tim Shriver is not the emperor of people “with cognitive and developmental disabilities”, as Sarah Palin calls them.  Seriously, though: why does Tim Shriver get to accept an apology on behalf of a huge number of people just because he heads an athletic event for them?  He’s not even “disabled”, is he?  Consider me doubly offended.  If Dead Fish ever calls a group of Northwestern hippies “inbreeding hicks” or something like that, I don’t think I’d feel any better if he apologized to Jeff Foxworthy for it.

UPDATE:  It’s an update on an update!  Thanks for your input, Rush.

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