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I Don’t Care If She’s Hot

March 3, 2010

So everybody knows that Argentina claims sovereignty over The Falklands even though the population there is British, has always been British, still wants to be British, and is protected by the British, right?  There was even a war back in the 80s over them, started of course by a despotic Argentine military regime that was attempting to court favor with its nationalist population in the face of severe economic depression (shocker).  Argentine politicians aren’t really clever enough to realize that the whole world—including a huge number of educated argentinos—are savvy to the old “Las Malvinas son argentinas!” trick, as evidence by President Cristina’s latest foray into public manipulation.  But, by “the whole world”, I mean everybody except the current Administration:

Washington refused to endorse British claims to sovereignty over the Falkland Islands yesterday as the diplomatic row over oil drilling in the South Atlantic intensified in London, Buenos Aires and at the UN. Despite Britain’s close alliance with the US, the Obama Administration is determined not to be drawn into the issue. It has also declined to back Britain’s claim that oil exploration near the islands is sanctioned by international law, saying that the dispute is strictly a bilateral issue…Senior US officials insisted that Washington’s position on the Falklands was one of longstanding neutrality. This is in stark contrast to the public backing and vital intelligence offered by President Reagan to Margaret Thatcher once she had made the decision to recover the islands by force in 1982.

“We are aware not only of the current situation but also of the history, but our position remains one of neutrality,” a State Department spokesman told The Times. “The US recognises de facto UK administration of the islands but takes no position on the sovereignty claims of either party.”

Actually, we have a name now:

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said it is important for Argentina and Britain to hold talks about the disputed Falkland Islands, but she did not commit to mediating them.

… “And we agree,” Clinton responded. “We would like to see Argentina and the United Kingdom sit down and resolve the issues between them across the table in a peaceful, productive way.”

Well, okay, except that the “issues” here are nonexistent.  The only issue is a territorial claim made by a flailing politician desperately seeking for approval during a recession.  So, what does the United States do?  Is it the right thing, which would be to strongly rebuff Cristina and assert the already stated fact that The Falklands are unequivocally British?  Apparently not.  How’s that gonna go over in the UK?

In return, we naturally expect America to side with us when it comes to our own territorial disputes — and this element of quid pro quo was recognised by Ronald Reagan when he backed Margaret Thatcher in the Falklands War. It wasn’t in America’s regional interests to side with us, but Reagan knew the terms of the deal: It was your country, right or wrong. You don’t abandon your closest ally in her hour of need.

So it is truly shocking that Barack Obama has decided to disregard our shared history and insist that we have to fight this battle on our own. Does Britain’s friendship really mean so little to him? Do the sacrifices Britain has made in defence of the Atlantic alliance count for nought? Who does he think will replace us as America’s steadfast ally when she finds herself embroiled in a territorial dispute of her own — possibly with the very same motley crew of Latin American rabble rousers? Spain? Italy? France? Good luck with that, Mr President.

For this alliance to survive, both countries must recognise their obligations and, from time to time, that involves one of us setting aside more localised concerns for the sake of the cause. Tony Blair would have preferred it if President Bush had been prepared to wait for a second UN resolution before launching the invasion of Iraq, but he decided that Britain should follow America into battle nevertheless. He recognised that the preservation of the Atlantic alliance had to be prioritised above all else, both for our sake and the sake of the world.

And for what?  Argentina?  The quintessential industrial banana republic?  No thanks.

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